In my office, the bathrooms have black toilet seats. This allowed me to discover what I will call a suspicious white powder sprinkled on the seat this morning as I sat down for my 9:30 constitutional.
I stood there for a bit wondering what it could be, and upon closer inspection it appeared to be what I've dubbed "psoriassis" or "ass dandruff". I simply dusted it off with a few squares of TP and proceeded with my business, but I wanted to warn all of you white seaters that a similar condition may be awaiting you if you are not careful.
I will be making up a flyer warning my co-workers of the danger and to suds their cheeks with head and shoulders twice a week to prevent such tragedies in the future. I suggest you all do the same.
Until next time, happy pooping.
