Saw some hilarious ads while surfing the beyond forum. Here's a few from the missed connection section. I think these 2 are related lol.
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-community...AdIdZ433409580
Date Listed 21-Nov-12 Location Calgary
You... were wearing the pants, or maybe some sort of skirt. You had the hair, and those eyes.
Me. I'm middle aged, balding, and kind of fat. you undressed me with your eyes. Blue I think.
Either way you were looking for a good time. And I am ready to give it to you. Plz respond with picture so I know it was you.
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-community...AdIdZ436057792
Date Listed 30-Nov-12 Location Calgary
To the woman on Kensington who helped me run away from the man who was following me, thank you! I was in shock and didn't know how to react so thank you for stepping in and helping me get away. I made it home safe.
Feel free to post what you find.
Only rule when posting is make sure you include the ad as well as the link, as the link tends to expire after awhile.