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Old 12-16-2012, 01:16 AM   #122
To Be Quite Honest
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Wouldn't the animals that devour Zombie flesh become zombies themselves.

And we aren't the same top of the food chain species that we used to be, Our idea of the top of the food chain is going to the market to buy a slab of meet. Most of us have become brain addled by T.V. and video games and couldn't run a block without crying for a mani-pedi.

Plus half the people would pick up a gun and keep trying to pull the trigger and complaining that its not shooting and not knowing where the safety is.

On top of that most people who could manage to shoot would think that guns are like the call of duty games and die as they blazed away at the sky wondering why no one is falling.

So to summerize, the world would be populated by wolves and bears and tigers and other apex predators with the speed and hunting ability to mow through the fat survivors. Meanwhile more human casualties would happen due to self gun fatalities and other stupid things like falling off of cliffs and manhole covers, oh and heart attacks because you have to walk instead of getting into your SUV and driving. Plus hundreds of millions would die from exposure and starvation because there is no more electricity or gas and most people couldn't make a proper fire with a gun to their head.

Humanity might consider itself to be an apex predator on this planet, but I think that 95% of the people are too stupid to surivive a azombie apocalpse.

On top of that there would be dissease and infection and parasites would rise.

Me, screw it, if you can't beat em join em. I wouldn't become a zombie but I'd consider any healthy human that comes around me as a prime source of food, unless its female and hot.

Plus beyond guns, gasoline would still be plentiful for a while, I'd make areas destructive weapons that can take out more then one zombie at a time. I'm talking the creation of napalm. Lets face facts zombies are dumb, depending on the interpretation they could be slow, and they like to attack as a mob. A few home mad molotov cocktails and I not only don't have to worry about zombies, but I don't have to worry about heating.

I would be a human eating, zombie burning, explotative surviver.
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