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Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee
we just had our first baby like two weeks ago, I had no idea the complex intricacies required to know for the ever challenging car-seat install. This procedure will be your most challenging task to date.
Our prenatal class literally spent like 45 minutes going over carseats. After about 10 minutes, my brain was starting to bleed from boredom / confusion. I believe, after trying to recall from the fog that is my memory, these are simply a few of the various themes addressed:
- how to install them properly
- how important it is to install them properly
- what you should think about while installing them
- what the police are likely to say to you after pulling you over and inspecting your carseat, noticing that of course, it is not installed correctly
- the fact that you should feel immense shame for not understanding the ease with which it is to install a carseat
- the various locking mechanisms for a securely installed carseat
- the shape, physical dimensions and aerodynamic capabilities of various carseats
- why carseats are the most important thing on earth
- how the carseat prevents you from going immediately to hell, do not collect $200
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After having a few kids (4) and now remembering the pre-natal classes that I did manage to attend it seems like the classes are designed to present 75% information that is common sense that you would know without them and 25% information to make you feel like an awful parent once you have the kid.