I think its a jumping spider, I can't seem to find a good picture with a spot on the back.
But its small fuzzy with elongated name and has a red dot.
Usually what it likes to do is wait for a human to fall asleep at night then it jumps on the victims and lays eggs in its anus.
The autopsy will confirm the breed and you might need to go to the proctologist to get the egg sack pulled out of your butt
They're usually about the size of a pool ball and spiked to hold it in place during the gestation period.
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