Quote:
Originally Posted by Stay Golden
"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel" ?
"Is Rusty still in the navy"?
"Is this the airport Clark"?
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead"?
watching Christmas Vacation on Christmas Eve is A Christmas tradition in my house.
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Or Home Alone
Gangster 'Johnny': Who is it?
Pizza Boy: It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.
Gangster 'Johnny': Leave it at the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Pizza Boy: Okay, but what about the money?
Gangster 'Johnny': What money?
Pizza Boy: Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir.
Gangster 'Johnny': How much do I owe ya?
Pizza Boy: That'll be $11.80, sir.
[
Kevin drops the money from the dog door]
Gangster 'Johnny': Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
Pizza Boy: Cheapskate.
[
starts to leave, but is stopped by Johnny's next line]
Gangster 'Johnny': Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
[
machine gun fire]
Gangster 'Johnny': [
Pizza Boy runs from the house and speeds away in the delivery car]
[
Kevin opens the door and brings the pizza inside]
Kevin McCallister: A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.