[First Lady]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern

Living in Saskatchewan I am ok with this. We are kind of like Canada to America, Saskatchewan to Alberta. We are your bitch, but in a good way that benefits us. You give us a place to go make an insane amount of money. You give us professional aports franchises to watch live, even one that is in the NHL. We have decent access to the mountains, but don't mind sharing our extensive lake system and great fishing with you.

Your cities have it all, and we come frequently to shop at your Ikea's, huge outlet Malls, theme parks and Chinook Centers.

You have cheap booze. Your booze is cheap, and hey there is even some lower priced booze in your province.

Over time as your oil begins to dry up, you will come and rape ours, and we will be ok with that because it will help boost our economy the same way it did yours.

Most importantly we give you a way to feel better about yourselves, saying "Haha well could be worse look at those stupid Saskatchewanites!" (sound familiar?) Meanwhile we smile and nod back at you while thinking thats right, stay over there... everything sucks here.. you got it waaaay better on that side.

Like I said, Canada to America. God bless Albertica.

Quoted for awesomeness. Great rant.