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Originally Posted by Muta
That's something I never understood about the Flood story, even as a kid in Catholic school back in the day... if Noah had to take on two of every animal, what the hell happened to any marine life? They were having an f'n field day, that's what. Why would God only spare aquatic creatures? Is marine life not God's creation too, or is he playing favourites? If they were on the boat, would they not die from lack of water?
Maybe getting two sperm whales aboard a ship would have been too much of a task. God got lazy.
As well, I want the technical details / construction specifications of a crudely-made boat that survived the greatest flood known to Man. Are they available somewhere? No? That Noah must've been one hell of an engineer.
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Clearly only the land based animals annoyed God enough to go full on Genocide on their asses. I mean, obviously all those rabbits doing the nasty deed must be punished by nearly destroying their entire race, and what about those freaky camels? One hump or two, make up your damn minds.
The dragons and dinosaurs obviously missed their wake up call - too bad for them - losers.
As for the plausability of this particularly moronic fable:
http://talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-noahs-ark.html
Even better (some bad language):