haven't heard this one enough times to type it word for word, but it's another lame radio ad that goes something like "we supply you with snowboards...we're not your supplier of porn...actually, yes we are, because to us snowboards are like porn."
what? I get what they're trying to say I guess, but who wrote that up and thought that was amusing or clever? I like squash, but I don't walk into Racquet Central and look at a new Black Knight racquet and think to myself "wow, this thing reminds me of a good snuff film...gotta have it."
put some effort into your ads dammit, especially when it's radio and you're relying exclusively on dialogue.
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