I have the same problem with my tailor. "Dude, I don't know how many times I have to tell you - when I'm chasing some guy across the top of a train in Istanbul, and he's shooting an automatic weapon at me, the LAST thing I better be concerned about is whether or not my collar is gapping."
Don't even get me started with cufflinks. Sure, they double as buzzsaws for cutting through handcuffs, but does that mean they can't be stylish too?
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