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Old 11-09-2012, 02:39 PM   #43
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It would cost a fortune to go there.

Also, walking through the gigantic penis would be a bit.....awkward. Would they hang signs saying: "You Are the Semen."?
I think they would make you wear white cover-alls and eject you out into the pond either by waterslide or catapult. Which method will depend on how long it was since the last people were ejaculated out.
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