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Originally Posted by Red John
If you have a lawnmower, you therefore a lawn.
If you have a lawn, you therefore have a house.
If you have a house, you therefore have a family.
If you have a family, you therefore are married heterosexually.
If you are married heterosexually, you therefore are straight.
If you don't have a lawnmower, you therefore are gay.
Deductive reasoning. Poor pylon.
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No No no no no. If you don't have a lawnmower, you're bi. If you don't have a LAWN, then you're gay. Rookie mistake.