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jhunt223 · 10-31-2012, 11:18 PM

At the end of my cul-de-sac live three guys that look like they're straight off the docks on the second season of The Wire. Not the tough ones. The fat, bearded, scraggly alcoholic ones. One of them has a wife and kids. The wife drives a big SUV and parks it in their garage. The other half of the garage is filled with boxes and all kinds of kids stuff. Two of the three stooges drive big trucks that they park on their driveway and in front of a little space of grass that they share with their neighbours so that the wife can back out once a day to drive her greasy children to school before coming home to watch soap operas and judge shows and eat/drink buckets of lard by the looks of her.

The third one has what I have to assume is autism or fetal alcohol syndrome, listens to gangster rap and I'm pretty sure stole an i-pod from out of my car. Three months ago it seems like he finally saved up enough EI to get his drivers license (at around 30 years of age) and a car that he could use to shuttle himself to the store to get cigarettes and 6 packs of lucky.

This miscreant has started to park in front of my house for up to 5-9 days at a time without moving his car and never leaves because he's a bum.

Is there anything that can be done about him parking in a parking space right in front of my house and leaving his car there for days on end?

10-31-2012, 11:18 PM	#1
jhunt223 Scoring Winger Join Date: Oct 2009 Exp:	Question Regarding Parking in a Culdesac At the end of my cul-de-sac live three guys that look like they're straight off the docks on the second season of The Wire. Not the tough ones. The fat, bearded, scraggly alcoholic ones. One of them has a wife and kids. The wife drives a big SUV and parks it in their garage. The other half of the garage is filled with boxes and all kinds of kids stuff. Two of the three stooges drive big trucks that they park on their driveway and in front of a little space of grass that they share with their neighbours so that the wife can back out once a day to drive her greasy children to school before coming home to watch soap operas and judge shows and eat/drink buckets of lard by the looks of her. The third one has what I have to assume is autism or fetal alcohol syndrome, listens to gangster rap and I'm pretty sure stole an i-pod from out of my car. Three months ago it seems like he finally saved up enough EI to get his drivers license (at around 30 years of age) and a car that he could use to shuttle himself to the store to get cigarettes and 6 packs of lucky. This miscreant has started to park in front of my house for up to 5-9 days at a time without moving his car and never leaves because he's a bum. Is there anything that can be done about him parking in a parking space right in front of my house and leaving his car there for days on end?