[Maritime Q-Scout]

You need to know where to draw the line between silly fun and just plain dumb.

Having the ushers work the door with velvet ropes allowing all the chicks in first. Hilarious idea, but it would have poor execution.

Having TV theme play during the supper (starting with instruments and slowly working upto childhood cartoons) would be amazing. This is our biggest point of contention. I'm he'll bent on making it happen and asking for forgiveness later (as it'll totally be well received, I can see her dad giving me a thumbs up during the M*A*S*H theme)