I went to the doctor this past summer for the first time in 11 years. I was giving up the single life and wanted to make sure I was std free. Well it turned out that the first thing he noticed was a hernia. Not just one, but a matching pair. I didn't clue in because I was only suffering occasional discomfort, and nothing really looked out of the ordinary. Next thing I know I'm having abdominal surgery for something I didn't even know I had. Its been 5 months and I still dont feel like I'll ever be back normal. In hindsight, I think I'd rather be sitting here wondering if I have the clap instead of counting the days until I have the other hernia operated on.
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