What about the "kill them with kindness" route?
Explain to them that they raised a beautiful, intelligent woman with morals and that is why you fell in love with her. Because of the influences that they instilled on her (whatever... it'll make them feel proud)
Explain to them that when you got married, it was the beginning of her new family and they have to let go and let her be able to pass on everything they taught her to your future kids (are you going to barf now?)
Or maybe offer to donate all your empties to their church?
Good luck.... I'd hate to be you.
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