1. Use your current mini fridge as a decoy, but don't fill it with anything
2. Put all of your food in a second, hidden mini fridge with a lock on it
3. Act hungry even when you aren't as the secondary decoy to divert his attention from the previous two points
or
Buy food he doesn't like and eat that. If he's a not vegetarian or vegan, now's a good excuse for you to explore alternative eating habits
or
Bang his mom
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