[Komskies]

Louis CK on being white (edited for language):

Here’s how great it is to be white. I could get in a time machine and go to any time and it would be fataing awesome when I get there. That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can’t fata with time machines. A black guy and a time machine is like: “Hey, I think before 1980, no thank you, I don’t wanna go.” But I can go to any time. The year 2, I don’t even know what was happening then, but I know when I get there: “Welcome, we have a table right here for you, sir.” Oh, thank you. Oh, it’s lovely here in the year 2. I can go to any time. In the past. I don’t wanna go in the future and find out what happens to white people because we’re gonna pay hard for this, you gotta know that. We’re not gonna just fall from number 1 to two. They are gonna hold us down and fata us in the butt forever. And we totally deserve it. But for now – WEEEE! Now if you – if your white and you don’t admit that it’s great, you’re an a-hole. It is great. And I’m a man. How many advantages could one person have. I’m a white man. You – you can’t even hurt my feelings. What can you really call a white man that really digs deep: “Hey Cracker.” “Oh ruined my day.” Boy, shouldn’t called me a cracker, bringing me back, owning land and people, what a drag.