[Senator Clay Davis]

We have this one woman in our office, and the fact that a) She has a tendancy to talk to herself b) She uses a hands-free headset to talk on the phone...means no one ever knows who the hell she is talking to. You'll hear her ask a question and then you're not entirely sure if its for you, so she gets all pissed when you don't answer her, but when you have the headset on how do I know you aren't on the phone? And when you talk to yourself all the time, how do I know you aren't doing that either? I need my own office.