Say goodbye to your kidneys, cause that's what's going to happen when she finally invites you over. First, she'll give you something to drink, or put poison on her lips. You'll fall asleep, and then two Russian guys will take out your kidneys and sell them on Ebay. You will wake up in a tub of ice with a note telling you to call the hospital right away.
This is a true story, cause I heard it on the internet.
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