[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Rathji

Well, I have to admit, if I am ever in dire straits on the street and need to get my fix of M&Ms, I am headed to my local Superstore.

Actually, similar to a previous story, I once has something on the bottom of my cart (toilet paper I think) and was dealing with 4 demonic kids by myself in the store. Got out to the van, loaded everyone in and realized I didn't pay for the TP.

So the option was get the kids back out of the van, drag them all back in and stand in line to pay for it again, or make like a bandit. Needless to say, I was quite content to just wipe for free that week.

Of course more than one time I have brought something in from the store, noticed that it was totally unusable once I opened the container (rotten, moldy etc) and just tossed it rather than returning it. I figure in the end, Superstore has come out way ahead in our little game of unintentional theft/screwing each other over.

You're wiping it wrong if a bag of toilet paper lasts you only a week.