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Originally Posted by rd_aaron
I watched a young guy help himself to several handfuls of cashews or something from the bulk aisle and just walk around and eat them while shopping. When he was done, he just went back over, grabbed another handful and continued on his way. It just irked me.
I thought about saying something something to him, or telling one of the Superstore employees, but it really wasn't worth the effort for the 2 or 3 dollars worth he might have stolen. It would've have made a difference anyways, as he saw me watching him do it, and didn't hesistate to do it again.
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Marge eats two grapes in the supermarket
Lisa: Mom, what are you doing?
Marge: What, what do you mean?
Lisa: Don't you remember the eighth commandment?
Marge: Oh, of course. It's thou shalt not um not covet, um,
graven images, something about covet...
Lisa: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!!
Later at the checkout:
Employee: Anything else?
Marge: Yes I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
Employee: 2 grapes???? Who cares.
Marge: Please...just charge me for them.
Employee (annoyed talking into microphone): "Yeah, I need a price check on two grapes. Yeah, you heard me Phil...two measly, stinkin' grapes.