[oilyfan]

This part of the jugdement I find particulary enjoyable:

Last, I have some questions you may wish to direct to those gurus who provide you advice:
1. Why do these gurus seem to have little, if any, wealth, when they say they hold
the proverbial keys to untold riches?
2. Why do those gurus not go to court themselves, if they are so certain of their
knowledge? If they say they have been to court, ask them for the proceeding file
number, and see if their account is accurate. Those are public records.
3. Can that guru identify even one reported court decision where their techniques
proved successful? If not, why then are all successes a tale of an unnamed person,
who knew someone who saw that kind of event occur?
4. How are their ideas different and distinct from those surveyed and rejected in
these Reasons?
5. How are these advisors different from the OPCA gurus who have been
unsuccessful and found themselves in jail? What did Porisky, Warman, and
Lindsay do wrong?
6. Will your advisors promise to indemnify you, when you apply the techniques they
claim are foolproof? If not, why?
7. If they cannot explain these points, then why should you pay them for their legal
nonsense?