I watched my grandad take the tip of his middle finger on a jointer. He just said 'woops'! I was young and I'm not very good with blood. I ran back to the house yelling 'gross'! And my grandma thought I was saying 'grouse'. Took forever for everyone to figure out what had happened.
He was trying to make cribbage pegs with the jointer, which in retrospect doesn't make too much sense because his hands are massive.
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