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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
I had considered this.
But this is supposed to be a SATIRICAL thread!  |
You can't try to make a satirical thread on CP. There is a CP Law of Inversion in which serious threads about horrible crimes become 'who can come up with the best one-liner' contests and joke threads become 'why won't someone think of the children' threads.
If you wanted a satirical thread you should have gone with something like this:
I am, by nature, a highly depressive person, and I am scheduled to go off my meds and be released from the mental hospital on the exact day that the NHL season is supposed to start. I am deeply worried that I may do something drastic if there is no hockey this season.