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Originally Posted by sun
Gay jokes and poop jokes are played out. What you do is go into his privacy options and change all the settings so that a) anything that he posts on his wall will be visible only to him and b) he is the only one who is allowed to write on his wall.
He won't notice for a week or so, but after a month he will start to wonder why nobody is commenting on his funny cat videos or instagram'd sushi takeout pictures. No one will wish him a happy birthday. No canucks fans will bite on his diving/rioting jokes. Eventually he'll start feeling all depressed and think that nobody likes him. Even his "woe is me" posts will go unnoticed. Of course he will have no idea why any of this is happening and his self confidence will be totally shot for the rest of his life. If he doesn't attempt to end it that is.
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You know that joke where you change your privacy settings so that only one person can see your status revealing a dirty secret about that same person? I did that, then forgot to change it back to public.
I went about 4 months wondering why people weren't liking my statuses like they used to. Finally I found the problem and my next status got 7 likes in the first minute.
People were asking where I went.
