Hmmmm
I accidentally "touched cloth" from pushing out a rather small, pathetic fart standing on top of a cliff snowboarding. I had to pull down my pants, rip off my undies, and without thinking it through tossed them over the cliff right to where I was about to land. Thank god I rode that one out and didn't face plant......
None of it was all that embarassing until I realized it was all in plain view of the chair/lift line.
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