The daycare workers are demented, but the header for this story is too friggin funny not to read it.
I can see them just taking this as far as they could if they didn't get caught.
Dressing them in Muay Thai trunks and wrapping their tiny fists up.
Announcing the combatants. In this corner with a reach of 22" inches. "Simon the Holy Terror Johnson" vs "Trevor Iron Fist"
Online gambling site on who you could pick with their fight records.
Tyler Durden would be proud of this fine moment.
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