Rig up 2 step ladders with a piece of wood across to create a saw horse type effect bracing the limb (so it doesn't land on the fence). Then get a third ladder and a hand saw and in 5 minutes you'll saw through (put the ladder on the incline and give yourself and escape route). Lower the tree off the "saw horse" and have it rest on the top of the fence. You can then go in fart bag's yard and tip it back into your yard (semi caber toss style). Grab an axe and chop off the bigger branches and saw it into a few smaller pieces. Pile the stuff up and either use it as fire wood or dump a few pieces in your garbage over the next several weeks. 1 hour later drink beer. Old fart bag will appreciate your chutzpa and leave you alone and wifey will jump your bones.
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