Nothing stirs my convictions for christ like imagining one guy licking another guys rusty balloon knot.
I mean, I can't get up for going to church most Sundays, but put the imagery of a loose caboose in my head and hot damn, do I feel like a chicken burger.
Let's all get together to eat sloppy disgusting chicken burgers while we communally picture two bearded dudes suckin' back schlongs.
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