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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
Ugh. Greyhound Dude's Support Group (GDSD) totally sucks. All they do in their meetings is sing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing" and eat sugar cookies.
Is there any chance I can get in the "Internet Commenters Who Make Up Elaborate Punishments For Criminals Because They Think It Makes Them Look Tough And Not At All Like Jackasses" (ICWMUEPFCBTTIMTLTANAALJ) support group?
I think this guy should be roasted and salted like an almond and held in a jail cell just far enough from the sun to keep him alive but close enough that he is always uncomfortably hot and fed only broccoli while having to spend the rest of his days smelling his own mouthwatering roasted almond aroma but never, ever getting to eat a roasted almond.
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That sounds horrible.
I mean, only Broccoli? Blech.