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Old 07-24-2012, 08:28 PM   #43
Notorious Honey Badger
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Originally Posted by Hatter View Post
Here's what you do. Leave your domicile on foot. Travel in a northwesterly direction until you reach a 7-11. Check in all directions for police or other authority figures, they will not appreciate the flavour explosion you are about to unleash on the neighbourhood. Use a payphone which will inevitably be in the vicinity of aforementioned 7-11. Call your wife to come pick you up. You've had enough excercise for tonight; leave some for the rest of us you selfish #######. Return home and phone Panago. Order a regular crust pizza with jalapeno white sauce, spinach, chicken, red onions, roasted garlic, mushrooms, and goat cheese. When your food arrives, lock all your doors and retreat into the garage to eat your pizza. The taste may be too much for the average western-Canadian family to handle, and you don't want to thrash around your house breaking up the place. YOU EARNED YOUR POSSESSIONS.
Are you smoking PCP?
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