[Bonded]

More weird than disturbing, but here we go!

I am currently living in SF and one day me and my roommate decided to go to Dolores park. There is usually a pretty strange crowd down there and is always good for people watching. I was drinking and feeling a bit sick from the heat and told my roommate I was going to head back and he decided to head back as well.

I made a mistake, my roommate is a bit of a hippy and offered me something called Kratom (?) to help ease my stomach. I was a bit drunk and said what the hell, it was a bad choice. Within about twenty minutes I was throwing up, it was a bit odd though, because it didn't really bug me, I would just find somewhere to puke, let it out, and continue on my way.

We got to a street corner with benches and tables and I decided I needed to sit down for a bit and ride out the worst effects. It wasn't until I sat down that I realized that on the other side of this little plaza was about ten naked old dudes. I had stumbled upon the Naked Corner in Castro. At that point I didn't really care as I was feeling really relaxed.

Then this homeless dude comes around the corner and starts giving these naked guys ####. I guess he was offended by their nonchalant nudity. He started getting up real close and then touched one of them. They managed to scare him off with some yelling and he started to wander near us.

Now my roommate handled most of the talking as I was pretty out of it.

The only part I was involved with was when the crazy homeless guy started telling me that if "I drank gin I would live forever!".

Finally, the kicker to this story is that homeless guy decided he had not caused enough trouble. A bus came around the curve and this guy jumps in front of it and starts grabbing the windshield wipers and starts messing around with them.

One naked guy steps up to challenge him and goes over to try to scare away the homeless guy who was now attacking a bus. The guy gets real close and tries to tell him off, but the homeless was having none of it and ripped off the guy's wig/toupee and tossed it aside.

Challenger one was defeated.

Next, this other naked guy who looked about sixty with testicles the size of baseballs (seriously, he either had cancer or injected them with something) goes up to this homeless guy and starts whacking him with his cane. The homeless guy finally gets the message and wanders off. Everything went back to normal and then I puked one last time.

TL;DR: I saw a homeless guy getting beat by old naked guys and then puked!