[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

I was at Cultus Lake a few years back in Chilliwack and this is my most disturbing story. Not sure if this story should be in NSFW tags, so I'll just do it:

NSFW!

I was sitting on the beach listening to some Das EFX enjoying my life. I'm looking around at the beautiful women around and all of a sudden this one 50-something woman catches my eye and not in a good way. She's probably easily 300 lbs wearing a one-piece bikini when she pulls her 3-foot long flat boobs out of her bikini. She stands up over top of her 2 year-old kid, bends over at the waist and starts swinging her boobs back and forth about three inches from the kid's face. I sh*t you not.

Everyone around me was staring and whispering, saying "WTF!". Finally an older lady went up to her and told her to knock it off because there's kids around. She stopped, but to this day I have no idea what came over her.