[Clarkey]

Originally Posted by fotze

I am for the 100% certainty of death, mouth pleasuring use of animals but very much against the 5% certainty of death, eye pleasuring use of them. I am a moral person.

I prefer to sh&t out my animals. That is how you show respect to something, by sh&tting them out.

If I happen to be eating this one guy who was ground up into a penis shaped form, because thats how you respect an animal, you grind them up into the shape of a penis so I can eat them good and fast. But when I see an animal run in a circle, thats it, I snap.

The only circle an animal should run in, is a circle right into my mouthhole....and then out my arse.

You don't play games with these magnificent beasts, thats cruel, what you do do, is you round them up in circles, you pump them full of vitamins, and then you push them into a big grinder that shapes them into penises into my mouth.

This is perhaps the most hilarious thing you've ever posted. You need to go on the stand-up circuit with this material.