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Old 07-11-2012, 02:54 PM   #91
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kipperfan's tips for the wimpier half of CP:

1)sleep in the nude - what, you shy? Just do it, feels awesome.

2)Dont sleep under blankets. Why do people always feel the need to sleep under some kind of duvet or blanket or sheet? Just shut up, get up onto your bed, lay on it and now go to sleep - again, feels awesome.

3)stop whining and crying, the temperature is at subartic levels in this province half the year, do a couple of 30 degree days really throw you that far off? If so I would suggest paying the couple hundred dollars and getting a small AC unit - its not like these things are made of solid gold and cost $300,000.00 each, they're very affordable and anyone can buy one.

4)This is not hot weather. Considering old people and young kids aren't collapsing and being killed by the heat, you know things haven't really gotten too seroius yet.

5)suck it up - judging by this thread we have a bunch of entitled little princesses running around the city, everyone of which being thrown into a tizzy by a simple 4-5 degree temperature increase. What will you people do when/if the weather actually does get hot?

/rant
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