[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by MarchHare

If you think that's crazy, wait until you read about this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart

pfffft, make an effort....

He fought in the Boer War, World War I, and World War II; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip and ear; survived a plane crash, tunneled out of a POW camp, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor wouldn't amputate them. He later said "frankly I had enjoyed the war."