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Old 07-09-2012, 09:24 PM   #55
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Twitter to English translation: "If I was playing in the outfield, I would be catching the ball and stopping players from hitting home runs. You only live once."

Seems pretty weak to me.

"About to skydive with a pocket full of rabid hamsters and no underwear on, you only live once!" - Sure.
"Getting my scrotum waxed by a woman with really poor motor skills on a $50 bet. You only live once!" - Passable.
"Playing baseball how it's normally played! You only live once!" - What? No, that sucks.
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Typical dumb take.
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