It's okay...when I think of TTC, I think of How the Grinch stole Christmas...
Every cowpoke down in Calgary liked Stampede a lot
But TurnedtheCorner who lived there absolutley did not!
He hated Stampede The whole Stampede season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his boots were too tight.
It could be his cowboy hat did not fit him quite right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his ability for fun was seriously too small.
Staring down from house with a mean and angy frown
At the cowpokes and cowgirls two-steppin' in town,
"And they're eating there pancakes," he snarled with a sneer.
"How dare they start at 10 and consume all that beer!"
Then he he compained on CP with his fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find some way to keep Stampede from coming!...
To be Continued....
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