Well no message board, but hours (okay, maybe a few minutes) of fun over at jsm.org.
That guy is shilling some pretty good stuff. Maybe the best thing was the opportunity to buy a bible for one of the troops "over there" for the low low price of $50 American dollars. "$50 for Jesus -- don't you haveuh just 50 dollars so one of our troopsuh can have uhJesus"!
It seems Jimmy puts out about a record a year and I suppose you go to hell if you don't buy it. I think some of his best work was done in the mid-80's, right around the time he got busted getting serviced by that hooker in the Big Easy. I wonder what he was thinking of when he recorded "Let your Living Water Flow", "He Grew the Tree", "Headin' Home" and the classic "I'll Never be Lonely Again".
Highlight of the day goes to this little sentence that accompanies one of his "teaching cds":
The deliverance of the Children of Israel from Egyptian bondage was not a type of Salvation as many think, but rather a type of the Deliverance of the Believer from under the yolk of Satan.
I don't know about you guys, but I love bacon and hashbrowns when I'm having my Satan eggs.
What a bunch of morons.
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