pfft, easy.
The subject of water is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of water. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, there are just not enough blues songs written about water. The juxtapositioning of water with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, obviously. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of water.
Social Factors
Society begins and ends with water. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course water irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Recent thought on water has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, water will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Market
Value
Of
Gold
water
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Well the market value of gold will continue to follow water for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing water and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing night and day. Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Bartholomew Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to water. It speaks volumes. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to water.
I hope, for our sake that water will endure.
Conclusion
We can conclude that the water plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, provides financial security, though water brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly water.
I shall give the final word to star Britney Spielberg: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing [3] Everything you always wanted to know about water, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing