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Old 09-22-2004, 03:38 PM   #3
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Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
American televangelist caught masturbating with prostitutes

Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it.... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.-- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart (attributed: source unknown)

The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. Also, will they believe what the Media says, considering that its aim is to steal, kill, and destroy?
-- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, The Evangelist, January 1988

Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
-- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, quoted from http://i.am/not_a_crook

The word "philosophy" simply means "a pursuit of wisdom, the purpose of life, and a search for Truth." However, this quest, because it originates with man, can never find the answers. In fact, man cannot reach God or know God by intellectual pursuit.-- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, "The Gospel and Philosophy," in The Evangelist, January 1988

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
-- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, 20 May 1988



Frank Zappa on Swaggart:

"Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-ee-zus! One day every one of those *$*#*@* will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes -- apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen!"
-- Frank Zappa, opening remarks to "Stink Foot" at the Make A Jazz Noise Here show, recorded in 1988
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