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Old 07-03-2012, 08:28 AM   #191
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I'm glad to see someone revived this thread. In 2005 I was a young lad with many hopes and dreams. Today I am 7 years closer to death. This thread is a wonderful grim reminder of my mortality and that I should take every day as a gift.

To answer your questions:
1. My family and I don't really use MSG to cook. Salt does the work. I know a lot of families that occasionally do. To be honest, not every chinese family cooks with MSG all the time. The reason why the old looks so fit is because they tend to enjoy their comfort food from back home. Comfort food/peasent food from asia is usually pretty healthy.

2. Asian women are loud because they believe talking over each other asserts their female dominance over. It's like a pack of wild boars grunting loudly to establish who is the leader of the group. Also, I don't know, I'm making s*** up. Asian women still confound me.

3. Ching chong means "white racist person".

4. chinese girls go for white guys because it's like winning a prize. To land yourself a white guy is like landing a new car or buying LV bags. It's also to show off to other asian female friends that they have a new pet. So the white guy is just a trophy husband.
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