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Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
A few years ago I saw someone tossing stuff out of a parked car. I picked it up and knocked on the window and said they must have dropped this. (I'm 5-9.) This very large guy gets out and tells me he's going to beat me.
I tell him to make it good because I'm one of the best criminal lawyers around (I'm not a lawyer) and when he's done I'll own his house. He told me to *&%# off and got in and drove off.
I must say it was very satisfying.
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Almost the same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago. I was in line at the drive-thru and the twit in a Mustang in front of me hurls a piece of crumpled up paper out his window (literally six feet from a garbage can).
I hopped out and threw it in his open window and said "you dropped this". I hadn't really looked before I did it but after I threw it I caught a look at the big SOB and I'm no big guy!
I walked back to my car and got in and nothing more happened. I was pretty pleased with myself!