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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
I would totally love to arrest people who throw trash out their car windows. Like seriously it's not 1982 here.
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A few years ago I saw someone tossing stuff out of a parked car. I picked it up and knocked on the window and said they must have dropped this. (I'm 5-9.) This very large guy gets out and tells me he's going to beat me.
I tell him to make it good because I'm one of the best criminal lawyers around (I'm not a lawyer) and when he's done I'll own his house. He told me to *&%# off and got in and drove off.
I must say it was very satisfying.