Apparently Edmonton's "best" radio station feels the need to celebrate it's 20th birthday (honestly, I'm surprised they can count that high) with a special release of some "Calgary Sucks" T-shirts:
http://www.thebearrocks.com/calgarySucks.aspx
Containing such pearls of wisdom as "Not the Capital of Alberta" and "Chinooks are for pu$$ies", these are sure to be best sellers as they should colour coordinate very well with sweat pants.
Seriously - "Flames are lame" from a city whose team hasn't made the playoffs in six years? And the icing on the cake: "It's #####ing cold". Yes, EDMONTON is calling Calgary cold. This, my friends, is the finest hour of intelligence.