[CaptainCrunch]

I'm waiting for the parents of these little punks to whine and cry that their kids are being unfairly prosecuted and their little pookums are amazing kids and the video is fake.

then we'll see all these sniffly faced kids putting out a fake apology and then getting counseling and big gentle hugs.

Personally I don't know how I would handle that as an adult except to be extremely depressed that my sperm gave way to such a #######.

Personally I think they should be forced to clean the ladies house, and do yard work and maintenance for the next 5 years, and if they complain or do a poor job they get sent to a boot camp for the summer.

I hear they've raised a ton of money over this. Some of that money should be paid to professional bullies who will follow them 24 days screaming at them about their dress, their body odor and their lack of intelligence while throwing in the occasional atomic wedgie and blue ocean turd swirly.