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Originally Posted by return to the red
I wouldn't want to share one of the best stories of my life to a bunch of random internet people just because we share a bond of belonging to the same internet forum.
If i was to have a miraculous sexcapade with the #1 on my list I wouldn't even tell my best friend. That would be locked away in the spank bank for eva
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Only chance I wouldn't share is if it involved a) a person who I had to name for the story to make sense b) the details would obviously give away the other person(s) identity c) it involved ####ed up #### like scat and/or piss d) it was illegal and the description could land me in a heap of trouble e) by sharing it would incriminate other people who read CP.
So let's say that I was on a flight to London with Posh Spice (no idea why I picked her, first name that popped into my head). We end up in drunk and in the bathroom attempting to join the mile high club and I ended up taking a dump on her chest followed by doing a bunch of rails of coke off her ass and I only got the coke because she had smuggled it on board in her anal cavity but we had to remove it so that she could give up the rusty wagon wheel and instead of putting it back we decided to snort it all.
Then I totally understand not sharing.
Or maybe he had sex with his jr high/high school teacher. I could see not wanting to share that either.