[Nufy]

Originally Posted by Rerun

Pros and cons of peeing standing up

Stand Up Pros
· Get to play with your dick a few times each day
· Takes less time to just whip it out than to pull your pants down
· Reinforces your masculinity

Stand Up Cons
· Can make a mess when you miss the target
· Takes time to clean up said mess
· Takes time to lift the toilet seat up... unless you are one of those slobs who piss with the seat down and don’t care if you piss on the seat where the next person is going to sit
· Splash back onto the toilet and your pants
· Crotch dribble when shaking it off
· You’re spraying that dribble everywhere while shaking it off

Please feel free to add to this list.

Sitting Pro:

If you start at #1 you can always pinch out a small #2 without changing positions...