[Regulator75]

Originally Posted by #22

Just a few random ones:

-Whenever I urinate I try to spit into the stream. 3 or more hits is a success. My record is 11.
- I Must have a morning coffee and a book or I-pad with me when I take my morning dump. Also both dogs are always in the bathroom whenever I dump or shower (I guess that's more of a weird thing they do)
- I have lucky spots in my closet for my different jerseys. Spot 1 always goes to my motorcycle jacket, but spot 2 goes to Flames, Stamps, Holland, or my goalie jersey depending on the time of year.
- I talk, caress, and yes, sometimes even kiss my vehicles, wake them up nicely, apologize to them when I make small errors like hitting potholes or missing the ideal line through a corner, and I always thank them when I'm finished driving / riding them for the day / night.
- I talk / argue with myself out loud all the time